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Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the second, *“I’ll pay you $1000 to eat that pile of shit.”* The second economist takes the $1000 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist says to the first, *“I’ll pay you $1000 to eat that pile of shit.”* The first economist takes the $1000 and eats it. After walking a bit more, the first economist says: *“You know, I gave you $1000 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $1000 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing.”* *“That's not true,”* the second economist replies. *“We increased the GDP by $2000!”*

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