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Why do Quarterbacks wear their tactics and strategies on their forearm?

So that the other team doesn’t play-giarize…

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1. Why did the sink break up with the faucet?

it couldn’t handle the pressure.

2. I told my wife that i love her and need her like how i need a laxative

Without her, things would be hard

3. The new pope, a competitive swimmer in his youth, goes for a swim in the Mediterranean Sea late one evening.

After a few hours, his bodyguards start searching for him, panicked. Eventually, at almost 12:00, one of them spots his silhouette. He calls out to the pope: “Holy Diver, you’ve been down too long in the midnight sea”

4. Did you hear about the miracle of the blind carpenter?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

5. Cowboys in the old west used to hang lanterns off their horses at night to help them find their way home.

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6. What is the difference between a cow and Star Wars?

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7. I saw a bird at a construction site.

I later discovered it was a crane.

8. What do you call a group of mute chickens?

The No Clucks Klan. 😂 Also, not sure if this is considered NSFW as it kind of plays off the name of a hate group but just adding the tag to be safe.

9. "Who makes good chocolate, him or her?" I asked my girlfriend, Shi. Shi said her. Wait, let me quote this correctly...

"Her." - Shi

10. My wife's running low on frankincense

She needs to order some myrrh.

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