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In doing so, I unwittingly discovered a little known fact: Did you know that Hellman's Mayonnaise originated in England? The U.S., Canada and Mexico received regular shipments from abroad. Aboard the doomed Titanic were 12,000 cases of the cholesterol-laden stuff destined for Mexico, its port-of-call following New York. When it didn't make its destination, thousands of Mexicans were without the condiment that had become a passion. And, that was the source of the very first Sinko de Mayo.

In Mexi-Cans.

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This, of course, was devastating for them because May 5th is one of their busiest days of the year. But instead of closing, they decided to work with it-and held a Sink Hole de Mayo celebration.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day, known as Cinko de Mayo.

Happy Stinko de Mayo! 🫘 🇲🇽

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