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Are you from Ireland?

Cause when I look at you, my penis is dublin

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2. A co-worker just got into trouble for punching a woman of color at the hardware store…

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3. Yo mama so fat, every time I think about her, she broke my neck

4. A man walks into a library

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5. What did the black duck say to the white duck?

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6. Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves

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9. A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?”

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