Timmy, shamefully I once strayed in my marriage to your mom. You're not her son.

That's okay Dad. Mom once told me in secret that my younger sisters aren't yours

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1. Yo mama so good that you grew up with a dad

2. Did you know that I collect lizards?

I have like a chameleon of them

3. Why don’t you have sex at Olive Garden?

Cause when you’re there, you’re family.

4. What did the male steak say to the female BBQ?

Hey Grill!

5. A big story

Once there was boy who had no dick, the boys tries all type of methods to get a dick but unfortunately nothing worked. One day the boy randomly sees a poster saying “go to the dick guru and you’ll get big dick” The boy gets excited and gets ready to meet the guru. But the guru was staying on top the Himalayas And to get to the top of Himalayas there was long rope. The boy then holds the rope and finally reaches the top of Himalayas and meet the guru The boy the asks the guru “ guru ji, i want get a dick” Guru then replies “son go and take a bath in this pond and u will have a long dick” The boy then goes to the pond and takes a bath. After taking a bath the boy suddenly gets a dick and then he begins to wonder “in just one bath a got such a long dick, how long will the guru ji dick will be” The boy then goes and asks the guru “ in just one bath i got such a long dick, how long is ur dick The guru ji replies “ the rope u which held while you’re climbing up that’s my dick”

6. Watch what you say around the egg whites…..

They just can’t take a yolk…..

7. Wish I could park my dead car i. the garage.

Too bad there isn’t enough vroom.

8. I got a spare artificial arm.

I found it in a second hand store!

9. Did you hear about the team that created the world's strongest suction cup?

I don't know how they pulled it off.

10. Scientists are cloning John Lennon.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.

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Timmy, shamefully I once strayed in my marriage to your mom. You're not her son.

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