Did you know that I collect lizards?

I have like a chameleon of them

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?

They charge too much.

2. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

3. My kid asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was.

...and I was right!

4. Yo mama so frickin' old her memory went back to when they were all FISH.

5. Patient says to the doctor: “Doctor, I have this ringing in my ear….”

The doctor replies: “Then whatever you do, don’t answer it.”

6. Members that COMMENT/POST/BROWSE (but dont usually post/comment) somewhat frequently here, say I do AND WHICH APPLIES TO YOU. *NEW FLAIR* round 2

Round 2 of flair update! Also if you see top (#)% commenter/poster comment too Or even if your just a frequent upvoter

7. What did one casket say to the other casket?

Is that you coffin? I was my dads favorite

8. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

it goes back for seconds.

9. should we change the subs banner?

Assad said he’d return after fleeing Syria. That really hit home - my dad said the same thing when he left for milk 12 years ago. Still waiting for either of them.

10. Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?

He only got 10% off…..

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