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avatar dune_know 13 day.ago

Since I started playing Mortal Kombat, my wife never complains about quality time...

I just randomly say Get Over Here! and she's hooked!

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1. Yo mama is so FAT, when she enters a eating competition, they say "Sorry, no professionals"

2. Northern lights

Yo mama so fat, she ain’t gotta go to Norway to see no northern lights, the northern lights can see her pretty well from up there

3. So when Thanos snapped his fingers,

50% of the universe's population was erased from existence. On Earth, how many people, in numbers, was gone? Just one, your mom.

4. My favourite position is deadlift

Call me a necrophile because I deadlift everyday .

5. What was the American solution to increased school shootings?

To ban abortions, so there will be enough targets for the future school shooters too!

6. Smartness helps us

We are reddit guys we are robots but i was born as a cute young robot and now I'm here with you guys

7. Hey

Hey

8. I remember granddad's last words

STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE SHIT!!

9. 2 Hobos

Two hobos are sitting around a campfire, cooking up some squirrel and talking about good luck. The first hobo says, "My luckiest day was the day I found a wallet with $150.00 in it and NO ID. I was drunk for a week straight." The scond hobo says, "My luckiest day was the day I found a woman tied up on the train tracks. I untied her and we had sex for the rest of the afternoon." "No way." said the first hobo. "Did you get a blowjob too?" "Nope." Replied the second hobo "I couldn't find her head anywhere"

10. Yo Mama So Fat, When It's A Full Moon..

SHE TURNS INTO A WAREHOUSE!

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