Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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Mabel picked up two potatoes the size of billiard balls when Marge commented, "Looks like my husbands balls". Mabel asked, "That large?". "No", replied Marge, "that dirty".
Old Grimes is dead, that good old man, We ne’er shall see him more, For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
My Lord grant that I may see The day when petrol is tax free, When traffic lights are always green And traffic jams are never seen, And wardens do not wait afar To plant a ticket on my car.
King Pong.
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*Hay*! How you doin’?
*Water* you doing later?
Because no one could find three wise men or a virgin.
The first nurse goes to check on him and notices that he had a massive erection so she tells the other nurses to give him a good send off by have sex with him. The first nurse does it and stops after getting tired. The second does the same and stops to share with the third nurse. The third nurse was a bit reluctant to do it because she was on her period and she felt embarrassed to show the other nurses. Eventually she gives into her desires and has sex with him and all of a sudden the man wakes up. The nurses are baffled and wonders what happened until the man says, " thanks ladies after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion i feel fucking amazing."
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