Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
OZFox42 18 day.agoThe husband was feeling frisky, so he tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm, to indicate that he wanted sex. She turned over and said to him, "I'm sorry dear, but I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." Dejected, the husband turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment too?"
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Bur gherkin...
As in: “Remember when I made *’dis stain* on the carpet?”
As in: “Remember when I made *’dis stain* on the carpet?”
In the wee hours.
I'm self employed.
The guy said, you in a blanket isn't scaring anyone. The ghost said, this is boo sheet.
They only come in one scent.
Ken came in another box.
Trigonometry, there's a lot of "sin" involved.
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