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I walked into a joke shop and asked “do you guys sell jokes?”

And they said No we're not a real a shop.

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1. What do you do with a compressed folder of p*rn?

>!Unzip!< Edit: Can't believe the number of people who don't understand this

2. Yo mama so nasty, when she went to the spa, they declared it a Superfund site

3. Yo moms so slutty, the U.S. Navy classifies her as a friendly port.

4. Yo moms such a bad cook, last time she made dinner they had to call Red Adair.

5. If today’s rocket launch goes poorly…

The song “firework” is gonna take on a new meaning.

6. What is a spy's favorite season?

Autumn because of the leavesdropping.

7. What is a spy's favorite season?

Autumn because of the leavesdropping

8. Family dynamics

Long joke time: A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “Your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” the man says. “Call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they're getting a divorce. I’ll take care of this!” she shouts. She calls her dad and says, “You are NOT getting divorced! Don’t do a single thing until I get there. We’ll both be there tomorrow!” and she hangs up. The man ends the call, smiles and turns to his wife. “Good news! The kids are coming for Easter and paying their own way.” 😂

9. A man walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head.

The doctor asks, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"

10. What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador!

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