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>!Unzip!< Edit: Can't believe the number of people who don't understand this

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1. How can you tell if a skeleton is sick?

If it's coffin up a storm

2. Why did the marine biologist think Pablo Picasso was a female horseshoe crab?

His blue period.

3. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was arrested for three separate accounts of premeditated murder on June 3rd 1979, escaped jail and is now on the run from the law. 6 was the one who turned him in. So, of course he'll be after them

4. If twelve is a dozen, and thirteen is a baker’s dozen, what do you call eleven?

A DoorDash dozen.

5. What did the Energizer Bunny do when hooked up to a DieHard truck battery?

About Mach 6

6. I hate it when people stop me and ask me for directions.

I tell them where to go!

7. What is a bilingual non-gender-conforming person going to do for work sometime in the future?

He's gonna be a trans later.

8. What is small, red and whispers?

A hoarse radish

9. I had a really sad Friday night

And now I’m having a Saturday

10. I never flatulate.

I flatu-right-on-time.

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