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Royal wedding

There once was a royal wedding, and the King and Queen wanted to "ensure all went well in the bedchamber." When the newlyweds retired, both parents had their ears stuck to the bedchamber door. Meanwhile, the Princess, having changed for the reception, was having a problem getting her shoes off. She asked the Prince for help. "Oh my gosh," exclaimed the Prince when he got the first one off, "That was really tight." "See," whispered the Queen, "I told you she was a virgin." The Prince told his bride, "Now for the other one." The King whispered to the Queen, "That's my boy!"

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