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SirOleopanza 14 day.agoWhen I was a priest in a small village on the outskirts of Naples, I once officiated the wedding of the ugliest girl I had ever seen. After the ceremony, her father came up to me and asked, “Father, how much do I owe you for the service?” I gave my usual answer: “The church accepts a donation based on how beautiful you think the bride is.” He paused, turned to look at his daughter for a moment… then handed me 10 euros. I gave him 5 back.
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Another father came next to him and said beaming with pride: "You see that beauty over there? That's my daughter. She's 3 days old." The first father then said with the happiest heart this world has ever seen: "That cutey patootie is my 1 day old son!" There was silence for a moment and then dad #2 said: "Y'know, maybe one day our kids will marry, you never know!" And the first one answered: "Yeah sure...why not?" But deep down he was thinking: "Not in this world, nor the next, will I ever let my son marry someone thrice his age!"
Guess i should have seen a psychotherapist
A Lumberjack is walking in the forest when a tree yells..stop! You can’t chop me down because I’m a talking tree! The Lumberjack says even though you’re a talking tree you’ll dialogue.
Because she wanted to be a cool grandma.
When I opened it up it was silent.
In-N-Out
Bear able
He prefers a short round
A person who turns into a house every full moon.
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