What did the girl mouse say to the boy mouse?

Come around the corner and I’ll show you my hole

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1. I love seeing the okapis at the zoo.

I'm old enough to remember when they were called oxerox.

2. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moo-sician

3. Two kids are sitting in classroom, one is Jewish and the other is antisemitic. The Jewish kid can't concentrate during the lesson and the teacher tells him that in her class you need to concentrate.

The antisemitic kid says: maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.

4. Why did the two aging paints fall in love?

They found each other very appealing.

5. Yo I met kid with down syndrome and I said hey buddy just look up and u got up syndrome

Am I mean or not

6. Yo Mama’s so fat, every key is the pound key.

7. prank

I like to call Best Western hotels, and when they answer with "hello, best western", I like to answer "McClintoch" and then hang up. 🤣

8. prank

I like to call Best Western hotels, and when they answer with "hello, best western", I like to answer "McClintoch" and then hang up. 🤣

9. If a giraffe were the first artificial satellite to orbit Earth, what would it have been called?

Sputneck.

10. The Value of the Dollar

We all need to break our S for $.

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What did the girl mouse say to the boy mouse?

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