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Why was the boy talking on the phone lying down?

To avoid dropping the call

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1. Yo mama is so slutty, they named the movie “The Fast And The Furious” after her last date.

2. Yo mama is so dirty, her blood type is mud.

3. Yo mama is so ugly, it gave her a negative opinion of herself.

4. Yo mama so fat

She got a job as a psychic and now they call her an Extra Large Medium.

5. What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

6. Yo mama so stupid

She called the police. ON A DRUG STORE

7. Yo mama’s so ugly, just looking at her cures depression

8. Yo mama so ugly, R.L. Stine wrote a Goosebumps book about her

9. Yo MAMA is so fat

She takes selfies on Panorama Mode

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