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1. should we change the subs banner?

Assad said he’d return after fleeing Syria. That really hit home - my dad said the same thing when he left for milk 12 years ago. Still waiting for either of them.

2. Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?

He only got 10% off…..

3. What do elves use to stop the spread of germs?

Hand Santa-tizer.

4. How hard is it to spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?

It’s not hard.

5. Where do lemons learn how to spell and do math?

At lemon tree school. My son actually laughed!

6. What does a house wear?

Address

7. What did the DNA cell said to the other DNA cell?

Do these genes actually make me look fat?

8. Why did Frosty the Snowman’s mouth hurt?

He had a Coal sore.

9. Notre Dame is reopening tomorrow and they still don’t know how the fire started

But Quasimodo has a hunch.

10. How do you wash your hands over the holiday?

With Santa-tizer…….

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