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What's a cow's favourite night-time activity?

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1. Why did the man move into his storage unit?

Because it was advertised as "self storage"

2. tent-ative

An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods. It was a clear case of criminal in tent. :D

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An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods. It was a clear case of criminal in tent. :D

4. Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

He just got out of the pen.

5. How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake, tupid!

6. What do you call George doing a big load of laundry?

A Washington

7. yo mama is secretly a porka whale named slamu

8. What do you call an R&B singer that helps you cut a piece of paper in half?

SZA

9. That money talks, I'll not deny.

I heard it once, it said goodbye.

10. i’m glad you know sign language.

It’s pretty handy.

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