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The first one said “My wife is so stupid she spent $3000 on a new kitchen and she can’t even cook!” The second one said “My wife is so dumb she spent $40,000 on a new car and she can’t even drive!” The third friend chuckled and said “that’s nothing, my wife is going on a business trip - she bought 5 condoms and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
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Mabel picked up two potatoes the size of billiard balls when Marge commented, "Looks like my husbands balls". Mabel asked, "That large?". "No", replied Marge, "that dirty".
Old Grimes is dead, that good old man, We ne’er shall see him more, For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
My Lord grant that I may see The day when petrol is tax free, When traffic lights are always green And traffic jams are never seen, And wardens do not wait afar To plant a ticket on my car.
King Pong.
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*Water* you doing later?
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