The first one said “My wife is so stupid she spent $3000 on a new kitchen and she can’t even cook!” The second one said “My wife is so dumb she spent $40,000 on a new car and she can’t even drive!” The third friend chuckled and said “that’s nothing, my wife is going on a business trip - she bought 5 condoms and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
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A pool table.
Batman shows up.
It's a lap top.
I responded "Isn't that the point?" \#truestory
A pull out couch.
Julius Seizure.
The Two! The OneTwoThreeFour!!!
It means they literally failed a test where the answers are directly in front of them. That doesn’t sound very smart if you ask me.
Don't worry, he's fully recovered.
But it never developed.
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