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avatar bourbonpens 18 day.ago

I decided to kill off some characters in the book I'm writing.

Definitely gonna spice up my autobiography.

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1. Why does Indiana Jones only golf for 9 holes instead of 18?

He prefers a short round

2. Do you know what a warehouse is?

A person who turns into a house every full moon.

3. What part of the military was the Sapling in?

The infant tree.

4. Did you know Bruce Lee had a very stern brother?

Seriously.

5. What happened after the frog jester assassinated the duck King?

The frog became a quack and the duck croaked. P.S I'm so sorry I subjected you to this. I thought of it this morning and haven't heard it before so wanted to share.

6. What do you call a strongman carrying a lot of stuff?

Eddie Haul

7. What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?

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8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe! Europe who?

No, your a poo!

9. A man was having trouble with his pet hippo (as if having a hippo as a pet wasn’t enough trouble on its own). The poor thing was convinced that it was a chicken!

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10. Beethoven concerts were probably like

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