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If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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1. I was feeling ill so my wife took me to see a doctor. I didn’t want to discuss my intestinal problems, so my wife told the doc all about my bowel movements. Pointing at her I said…

“Stool pigeon!”

2. Money doesn’t talk.

It screams.

3. What are the two most important holes in a womans body?

No, you fucking pervert. Its her nostrils... how else could sh breathe while giving you a blow job

4. Where does a bull take a nap?

In a bull dozer

5. Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where you left it.

6. What did the hot dog say to the cheeseburger?

Nothing you fool, food can't talk!

7. I have a friend from Czechia. We play chess together.

He is my Czech mate.

8. What do you call a deepfake on a videocall?

tele-phony.

9. a snake slithered up my pants

it left with a self esteem boost

10. They can't get the timing right.

Why don't time travelers tell jokes?

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