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Money doesn’t talk.

It screams.

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1. Yo mama so fat the sniper didn't need a scope

2. What do you call Bob the builder after he retires?

Bob

3. I had jury duty in Alabama and something doesn’t add up…

The defendant should have called Abacus Finch.

4. I was recently on several dates at once

I stepped on a calendar

5. What are the best vulgar names to offend someone with?

6. Why is Bowser so mean?

Because he “koopas” up his feelings

7. My kid's biology teacher returned her test scores late.

The test was about Tardigrades

8. When should you go at red and stop at green?

When eating a watermelon…

9. Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t spell?

He spent a night in a warehouse.

10. What’s the difference between anxiety and panic?

Anxiety is the 1st time you can’t do it a 2nd time Panic is the 2nd time you can’t do it the 1st time.

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