At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row asks, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."
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He really hit rock bottom.
Behind the Dumbelldoor.
Orangutunes
It got stuck in a crack.
It’s his pseu-pseu-pseudonym. (h/t Max Davison via Threads)
Hundreds, because it's really hard to reach the temple ceiling.
A hesitater
Polaroids
Don't mind me!
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