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I’m giving up on gathering all my hay…

I’m gonna bale.

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1. A couple is discussing home finances shortly after the wedding.

She: “Now that we’re married, I think you should quit playing golf. The savings will be substantial in the long run, and if we sell all your golf clubs, we could buy some new furniture.” He: “You’re talking like my ex-wife.” She: “Ex-wife?! You never told me you were married before.” He: “I wasn’t.”

2. How do you say hello in a German bread store?

Gluten morgen!

3. Why did the sculptor’s wife leave him?

Because he took her for granite.

4. Why does a milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

5. I am thinking of changing my name to Mr. Later

Every time I call anyone, I get a text back instead - "Can I call you later?".

6. A farmer once tried to sell me his bull.

I didn’t buy it. He was charging too much.

7. Chuck Norris uses a Total gym

Because only Chuck Norris can make Chuck Norris stronger.

8. What is a sea monsters favorite food?

Fish and Ships

9. Winning arguments makes me erect.

What can I say? I'm very cocksure!

10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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