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avatar Upstate_Gooner_1972 12 day.ago

A couple is discussing home finances shortly after the wedding.

She: “Now that we’re married, I think you should quit playing golf. The savings will be substantial in the long run, and if we sell all your golf clubs, we could buy some new furniture.” He: “You’re talking like my ex-wife.” She: “Ex-wife?! You never told me you were married before.” He: “I wasn’t.”

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