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avatar PM_THE_REAPER 23 day.ago

I met up with the lads the other day after a heavy night out

I told them how how I found this girl tied to a rail track. Being a gentleman, I untied her and took her back to my place. They stared at me in awe as I recounted the evening. We had the best night and made passionate love over and again. In every room of the house. One of my friends said: "Wow man. That's amazing. What did she look like?" "I don't know." I said. "I never did find the head."

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