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Superman was flying around patrolling the city,

when he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a rooftop, squirming around appearing aroused, and he thought to himself "I wonder if I flew down there with my super speed and banged her real quick she wouldn't even realise what happened?" So he circled back to the rooftop flew down with his Super Speed and "Woosh! Bam-Bam! Woosh!" had his way with her, zipping away before she even noticed. Wonder Women goes "WTF was that!!!??" And the Invisible Man goes, "Fucked if I know, but my arss is sore!!!"

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