Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
mcarterphoto 5 day.agoTwo explorers went deep into the African jungle, where they discovered an ancient, hidden tomb.Before them was a glittering idol, solid gold and encrusted in precious stones. They stuffed it into their pack and continued exploring, when suddenly they were surrounded by an African tribe. Fierce jungle warriors, wrapped in animal skins and wearing necklaces of human teeth and ears, pointing razor-sharp spears at the terrified explorers. The tribal chief approached them and cried out, "You have stolen the idol of our ancestors!!! You must now choose your fate!" He pointed to the first explorer and said "Death, or Bongo-Bongo?" The explorer didn't need long to think: "Well, I sure don't want to die, I' guess I'll take that Bongo-Bongo". The tribe leapt upon him, tore off all of his clothes, bent him over a tree stump, and one by one brutally "had their way" with him. One after the other, five, ten, twenty warriors, each more vicious than the last. Finally, it was over. The explorer staggered away, blood streaming down his bruised thighs. He collapsed sobbing on the ground as the chief pointed to the second explorer. "What shall be your choice? Death... or Bongo Bongo??" The explorer shook his head. "After seeing that, I guess I'll just choose death!" "SO BE IT!!!" The chief called. "DEATH BY BONGO BONGO!!!"
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Throw the wife and kids in
Good things come in small packages.
Kindling
Wife 2: Where's Billy, your handicapped husband? Wife 1: Damn-it, I think I left him in the shower. Wife 2: You showered him today? That's not like you. Wife 1: Oh no, sweetie. We had to throw out our bath mat, so I stood on him during my shower; cheaper than a new mat.
Via the equator.
Steven Paddock got a 7 kill streak, and this deployed an attack helicopter. The second helicopter came after he got a 9 kills. You should be grateful he just wanted to shoot people didn't use the Tactical Nuke after he got 25 kills. People talking about conspiracy theories clearly don't understand how kill-streaks work. It was only one guy, he just got the choppers from kill streak rewards.
"What was that?" snapped my wife. "You herd."
Shadow Raid.
A good start.
They die in tunnels.
don't expect the coronavirus to last it was made in china
"Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
He was too far out man ✌🏽
She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box
Personally I think it’s the Jew because he had pennies in his pockets but then again, the negro stole them. Plus, chains make you heavier.
A Necrofantasia, of corpse!
Jacob looks down, then he looks up and shyly adds, "They also had gold teeth."
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows
It’s a real fucking shame because I now have nothing to wish for.
Kurt Cobain killed himself
None, they just form a support group,'People living in Darkness'.
A falling star
Died in a nasty accident
Or if you want to be politically-correct about it, I have an autistic son.
...you have to chew on it a while to get the full effect...
All of them!
A fucking Moron
Choked because a cookie was stuck in his throat after seeing the gas bill.
Like bitch that's a BIB
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