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1. How to you tell a formula 1 driver to come down from the clouds?

Land, o Norris.

2. My kid came up to me and said, “Dad…I was going through your things and found a top hat, a wand, a cape, decks of cards, and a crystal ball. Why do you keep all that stuff in your bedroom?”

Kneeling down I put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Because *that’s* where the magic happens.”

3. How is an asian Dwayne Johnson called?

The WOK!

4. What would you do if you had one day to live?

Old Man 1. “I’d have sex with anything that moved. What would you do?” Old Man 2. “Stand very still”

5. Have you ever heard of bees putting weed in their honey?

They are called Canna-bees :)

6. Child: Mummy! Mummy!!! Can I lick the spoon?

>!&#x200B;!<Mum: Sure sweetheart. Child: Can I lick the bowl? Mum: No, you need to flush it like everyone else.

7. Two grandkids at a family reunion were trying to find the percentage of dad-jokers at the party. They listened to 20 fathers tell stories all day long and heard 0 groans.

“There you halve it… no pun in ten dads.”

8. I like telling dad jokes.

But, then again, I am a groan man.

9. What do you have if you have one large green ball in your left hand and one large green ball in your right hand?

The undivided attention of the Hulk.

10. I like telling dad jokes.

But, then again, I am a groan man.

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