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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Yo mama so stupid that she freaking died!

2. Yo mama so fat, she lit her fart and caused an Extinction Level Event.

3. What is one thing women take or give?

A good joke

4. Yo mama so fat, when she booked a ticket for the theatre, they sold out.

5. Yo Mama so ugly the makeup expires instantly when she tries to wear it

funny

6. Yo mama so fat, she was arrested for breaking the Law of Gravity.

7. What is the difference between yo mama and my unicycle?

Only one person at a time can ride my unicycle.

8. Yo mama so fat,

she once dived into the ocean and now that point is called Mariana trench.

9. What do you call a Caucasian anime fan's alarm clock?

A weeb rouser.

10. How long is my penis?

How long is yo Mama's throat?

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