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avatar nukeofweeks 1 year.ago

Yo mama so stupid that she freaking died!

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Provalone

2. Why do ducks have feathers?

Answer: to cover their butt quacks.

3. Have any of you heard about the new rapping coin?

They name is liquid

4. I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.

Turns out I was on the mothership.

5. The Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles new ad slogan

"^Come ^to ^see **HOT YOUNG STARS** ^that ^you ^wouldn't ^able ^to ^with ^your **NAKED** ^eyes."

6. My optometrist always has a huge number of people lined up to see him. I assume that means he's really smart.

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7. After 20 years as the president of my stilt walking club

I’m finally stepping down

8. For whatever reason, I perform best in the weight room on Saturday or Sunday.

I guess the others are just weak days.

9. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

10. I finally decided to end my relationship

My girlfriend has always refused to learn the names of vegetables even though it bothers me. She just asked me to pick up the purple, bulbous vegetable after work, I told her its aubergine!

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