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senguku 1 mon.agoA man was walking past a house when he saw a little girl sitting on the front porch, playing with a little puppy. He paused to say hello. "Hi there," he said. "What's your name?" She replied in a sweet, high-pitched voice, "My name's Petal." "That's a beautiful name," the man commented. "How did your parents choose it?" She explained, "Well, when Mummy and Daddy were... *making me*... they looked out the window and saw a beautiful rose petal float by. So they named me Petal." "Wow, that's a lovely story," the man said. "And a very pretty name." He then gestured to the puppy. "And what's your puppy's name?" The little girl beamed, "His name is Porky!" The man chuckled. "Porky? That's an... interesting name. Why do you call him Porky?" The little girl replied "Because he fucks pigs."
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