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Did you hear about the man who overdosed on cheese?

He made a feta mistake!

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1. Socrates was a mortal. All men are mortals.

All men are Socrates.

2. What shoes should you wear to make a bank deposit?

New Balance.

3. What shoes should you wear to make a bank deposit?

New Balance.

4. I said to my wife that she’d look sexier with her hair back

Apparently it’s insensitive to say that to someone during chemo.

5. Who never needs an appointment?

Christopher Walk-in.

6. Who never needs an appointment?

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7. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

It's cute, but can you breathe through it?

8. Why do girls with cold hands make great mechanics?

Because they are naturals at tightening nuts.

9. I know there's this running gag about a moray and love, but I think my roomate has a big crush with a moray?

She said she went on a date and was now head over eels.

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