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Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a frog?

They say he is going to croak.

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1. Why should you always take your plastic surgeon to the gym before going under the knife?

To check their form when they do a face-lift.

2. What is it about cold turkey that causes relapse?

I've been told by many professionals that I should quit cold turkey. I don't even eat it often though? What does this have to do with my substance abuse?

3. Your mom's so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout

4. Girls named Bridget and boys named Henry have a better chance at long distance relationships ...

... because absence makes the heart go Fonda

5. Why do snakeskin clothes never last long?

It's because people always throw hissyfits

6. Did you know you can get pasta shaped like grains of rice?

Orzo I’ve been told…

7. The calendar told the fridge, "HURRY UP, I DON'T HAVE LONG"

"MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED!"

8. What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

FIZZician!

9. Not all of the dad jokes are clean

As the joke that dad will tell his 20-year-old son will not be the same as the one he tells his seven-year-old son

10. Whenever someone asks me to sing in a very high pitch, I fake it by lip synching.

It's my false-etto voice.

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