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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
They’ve been going around together for years
The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum replied, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
A cocktail party
Sue Mi
That was pro Bono.
They talk behind your back.
Those who can count, and those who cannot.
A: Alcohol, where else do you get 80%?
Because a) person who thinks that would b) funny should c) a psychiatrist.
I ask you - what could I do with an orphan?
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