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The moon and the Earth are good friends.

They’ve been going around together for years

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1. Did you know towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

2. RIP, boiling water.

You will be mist.

3. What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain.

4. Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

5. I just flew in from California.

Boy, are my arms tired!

6. I found out someone hacked my social media.

They made me look happy and successful. Excuse me, but I'm not going to Coachella and having a great time. I'm sitting on my kitchen floor in my underwear humming the Macarena while I wait for my pizza pocket to heat up.

7. Cringe joke

What do you call a dumb minecraft player? Answer - A block head

8. What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

Penne (Pen-nay like Jen-nay)

9. How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW)

Just add the NSFW tag.

10. The first-ever human fatality from smoking cannabis has been confirmed…

The official cause of death? Blunt force trauma.

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