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What did Bill and Ted say when they ran out of bodybuilding supplements?

No whey!

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3. I said to the doctor "I've got a problem with my ear"

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4. What do you call someone who only eats tiny bits of other people?

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8. James Bond digging a hole

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10. God creates the dolphin

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