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Did you hear about the person who invented Tic Tacs?

They made a mint.

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1. Tired of people complaining

I’m tired of people complaining about the price of everything. $3 for coffee, $4 hour for parking, $8 for appetizers. I’m just going to stop inviting them to my house.

2. Yo mama so stupid she thought clearing her cache would make her broke.

She also thought her OS can make popcorn because it had kernel.

3. Why was the office of cantaloupes so glum?

Because they were melon-colleagues.

4. Why wouldn't a rational person climb Mount Everest

It's pointless.

5. I stayed awake all night wondering where the sun went.

Finally, it dawned on me.

6. What would the King of Italy be doing if he were alive today?

Clawing frantically to get out of his coffin.

7. When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes "a-parent."

8. What do you call a dumb flower?

A daft-adil

9. Why did the pedophile say when he got arrested outside the school

I was cumming for the kids

10. Warm underwear

I like putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Then look around the laundromat and try to guess who they belong to.

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