jokeKing logo
avatar ManyRazzmatazz4584 27 day.ago

What’s always an all-rounder but pointless?

A circle

dadjoke

19
9
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. I told my students that if they can get a job working with and fixing water pumps...

They'll always live well.

2. I am loving classical piano as I drive around these days. "Love Dream (No. 3)" came on, which implies the existence of Love Dreams 1 and 2.

Just like Franz to put all his love dreams in a Liszt.

3. How do chimp chefs keep themselves clean?

They put an apron

4. Why don't American churches sell beef?

Because of the separation of church and steak.

5. How do diamonds get to know other diamonds better?

Carbon Dating!

6. I need help with my Tootsie Roll Pop addiction

I've had it licked twice but it keeps returning. Hopefully I can get to the center of it all. Third time's the Charms, right? Er...charm.

7. What is the favorite song of Vietnamese people?

Stand Banh Mi

8. Is Burger King kosher?

Yes. you can Have it Yahweh

9. I found out my friend broke her leg

After I reversed my car from over her leg In my defense, she asked me to break a leg at work.

10. 420 joke I made up

what sound does 420 day make? . . . . Bong!

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆