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1. Yo mama so ugly and such a disgrace to life theres no doubt she yo mama

For double burn.

2. Yo mama so ugly, she thought the zombie apocalypse was a family reunion.

3. Yo mama so stupid, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

4. Yo mama so stupid she tried spraying graffiti on a chain-link fence

5. Yo mama is so ginger, she looked at the sun and she died

6. You think 7 years is bad luck for breaking a mirror???

Try breaking a condom

7. Yo mama’s breasts are so big, body builders lift them for exercise.

8. Yo mama’s breasts are so big, milk squirts out of them in tsunamis.

9. Everybody wants to be special until they learn they've got a rare disease.

10. If my mama’s so black, when she went to Night School, the teacher marked her absent…

wouldn’t that imply that there was no lighting in the building in the night whatsoever making it pitch black? Then that would mean that nobody was seen and thus everyone was marked absent, not just my mama.

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