ES_FTrader 14 day.agoA guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again. “Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?” She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?” “Nah”, he replies. “Costs too much…”
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He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney
Looks like you had a stroke of luck
Because anyone who can run jump and swim is already in the USA.
They found a few Chinks in security.
Nothing is cheaper than good ol free slave labor for your fields
That’s why I cheat on my wife.
The teacher asks "so what does the doggy say"? Katie replies "woof" "That's right," says the teacher, "And what does the cow say?" "Moo" says Jonathan "Very good. Now what does the piggy say?" Jamal says "freeze nigga put yo hands up!"
Turn on the fan.
Jake returns home after a long days work, finds the cupboards bare and thinks "that's strange we went shopping this week". He goes to the garbage can to find jars of peanut butter, yogurt, pill bottles, assorted food they've just bought discarded. He asks "Honey why is all the food in the garbage?" he finds her watching TV in the living room she says "Roger is dead", stunned he runs to the backyard to find their pet seal dead. He runs inside shocked and says "wow that's terrible, but why did you throw out all the food?!" she replies "They containers all said DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Ha, that's a silly question, feminists can't change anything
I almost lost Michael. ​ edit: Sorry, my dyslexic cunt of a son just hacked into my account
It was born ready.
Because they have Targets
Because the Atom Bomb is bright
No matter how many times I beat her, She never breaks.
They won't clean your dishes and they leave you with a nasty rash.
It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
Throw a cookie off a cliff in Ethiopia
Two hours, one joke.
a Japanegro
So they can see how it feels to live with an irritated cunt
must of been one hell of a salesman.
She ran away screaming.
None they beat the room because its black
Daddy’s rotting corpse
...until hunting season opens & they can fill their tags.
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Rest in piece .
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