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1. Reddit’s r/Jokes has 30 million members—

and I still got less attention than a dad joke at a funeral.

2. What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew the lightbulb

3. Married people are in a constant state of LOSING their ability to HEAR each other.

That’s why they say: “Til *Deaf* Do You Part.”

4. Married people are in a constant state of LOSING their ability to HEAR each other.

That’s why they say: “Til *Deaf* Do You Part.”

5. Haikus are rubbish

They're mediocre poems. **They just waste our time.**

6. I worry the government does not help the directionally-challenged enough

It's not their fault they can't tell their lefts from their rights.

7. How do you say 'enjoy your meal!' in England?

You don't! ... It would be too cynical.

8. What is the paradox of sparkling water?

Sparkling water is still water.

9. Mr and Mrs Q have a daughter...

What do they call her? >!Barbara!< (Click on the rectangle)

10. Montezuma

Why were Montezuma's doctors unable to cure his hemorrhoids? Primitive ass-tech.

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