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and I still got less attention than a dad joke at a funeral.

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1. What do you call a man with 2 slices of ham on his head?

Mohamed

2. What do you call a man with a slice of hame on his head?

Hamed

3. You can’t have everything.

Where would you put it? . . . . (Much funnier when Steven Wright delivered this line in his standup routine many years ago.)

4. A man is in the maternity ward of the hospital...

...waiting for the doctor to allow him to see his wife and their new baby. A nurse steps into the waiting room and gets his attention. "Congratulations! How many children do you have now?" she asks. "This is my seventh," he says proudly. "I'm a sex machine!" "Well," the nurse replies, "you might want to check the oil in that engine of yours, because this one came out dark."

5. Two doctors met for the first time.

They got to talking and seemed to really hit it off. They discussed medicine, politics, religion etc. They both confessed that they neither believed in god, nor denied god’s existence. The conversation went so well, that they decided to start a new branch of medicine together! They named it Diagnostic medicine.

6. What fish contains sodium?

2 Na

7. What did the sapling say to their parent after a trip through the sawmill?

Momma, I'm board.

8. If you get a message from me about canned meat…

Don’t open it, it’s SPAM!

9. One dog tells his experience of some event to another dog.

Dog 2- this gives me a feeling of deja voof.

10. I Think I found a way to trick God, or at least the Catholic Church

When I finish confessing my sins, I take a feather and tickle my nose so that I sneeze. And right after the priest says “God bless you” - I storm out of the church…

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