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Problems with mice in your home? Spray the area with WD40 oil.

It won't get rid of them, but it'll stop them squealing.

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1. Eating at subway is like prostitution.

You pay someone else to do your wife’s job!

2. What’s black, white and red all over?

Half a penguin

3. What was George Floyd's favorite way to shoot a shotgun?

With a full choke

4. My Daughter...

My daughter is at an akward age where she has started asking some bold questions.. like yesterday she asked me "is that the best you could do ? ... uncle Steve lasted longer than you"

5. What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can’t peanut butter my dick in yo ass.

6. What does executioner say to condemned man at the gallows?

Keep your head up

7. Asian girls have the weirdest names I was fucking one she kept on saying im tu yung

8. How did Hitlers kids die?

They took the wrong train to grandma.

9. what's the difference between a tray and an orphan?

the tray gets picked

10. Yo mamma so ugly she gave Chuck Norris nightmares.

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