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What is a spy's favorite season?

Autumn because of the leavesdropping

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Yeah, but don't turn it on

2. What were Scooby Doo’s last words at his colonoscopy?

Rod rammit!!

3. -Misha, hi! We have some news for you. Bad and good. Which should I start with?

-Well, let's start with the bad one... -Do you remember your wife went missing last year? -Yes, I do. -Well, we found her. She drowned in a river... That's the bad news. -And what's the good news then? -Got a bucket of crawfish off her!

4. What kind of sandwich do you eat on the floor?

Below-knee

5. This is a joke page, so just enjoy the joke and don't be a dick.

It's not hard.

6. What did the man say when he dropped his steak?

Well... I guess it's ground beef now

7. What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty

8. Does anyone on this sub remember how to make a chocolate volcano?

All I remember is that it's a recipe for disaster.

9. A general contractor was fired from the Apple store today.

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