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1. Why did the man keep getting back on his bike every time he fell off?

He was a firm believer in recycling.

2. A gay couple go to the funfair...

...and one of them decides to take a ride on the rollercoaster while the other prefers to sit and watch. The rollercoaster goes round and round and up and down then suddenly the carriage jumps the track and comes crashing to the ground. Boyfriend goes running up to the wreckage and finds his partner lying there. "Oh sweetheart" he says "are you hurt?" "Hurt? HURT?" replies his partner, "of course I'm hurt, I went round three times and you didn't wave once".

3. I have my own private jet.

My wife gets the rest of the jacuzzi.

4. What do adults have two of that children have four of?

Kid knees!

5. After a lot of struggles, I finally achieved MIT…

license

6. My wife wanted to talk about ways to improve our sex life

Apparently, "Sarah from work seems keen" wasn't exactly what she meant.

7. Last time Gordon Ramsay went to a Chinese restaurant, the food was so undercooked...

it started purring

8. Even if it seems tempting, don’t take out a loan to buy party supplies.

You’ll struggle to afford the balloon payment.

9. Did you know that the largest ant is the Queen Driver Ant that can reach a maximum length of 5 cm

It's a giant

10. What's the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his shoes when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at your shoes!

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