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summer_1977 14 day.ago...and one of them decides to take a ride on the rollercoaster while the other prefers to sit and watch. The rollercoaster goes round and round and up and down then suddenly the carriage jumps the track and comes crashing to the ground. Boyfriend goes running up to the wreckage and finds his partner lying there. "Oh sweetheart" he says "are you hurt?" "Hurt? HURT?" replies his partner, "of course I'm hurt, I went round three times and you didn't wave once".
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On the day it was sponsored by the letter A (Ehh!).
"I dropped my gourd..."
You deserve butter.
There was a traffic jam.
Put alcohol in it. Then you have a shot gun! (Made up by my son and told to me just now.)
It just kept ringing and ringing and ringing
My dad instinct kicked in and I replied, "I don't have to poop yet.
If you remove it, you’re left with gravy.
There was a small boy in a tribe. He went to the chief and asked him how they named the children. The chief said, "We name you after the first thing we see after you are born. Your brother is Soaring Eagle because we saw an eagle and your sister is Running Deer because we saw a deer. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Carne “Asuh Duh 🤙”
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