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Participated in a shitting competition.

I came turd.

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1. Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat, her dieting pills can sustain an average adult daily calorie needs

2. Life is like a penis

Women make it harder

3. I have a redhead son who dyed his hair...

...he's trans-ginger.

4. What's the difference between a woman and a nearly empty ketchup bottle

You can get more out of them if you beat them

5. What did the black man get from his landlord?

He got his chain-ge

6. What do you call a Muslim pirate?

My muslim friend banged his eye on the door and now has an eyepatch. need help

7. What do you do when your dog is choking?

Pull back an inch.

8. Imagine a world dominated and ruled by women

Some things are only for imagination

9. If you're what you eat,

Why is Jeffery Dahmer white?

10. A vegan and a leftist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

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