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Life is like a penis

Women make it harder

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1. My boss pulled me into his office and said, "Look, a few colleagues haven't been speaking very fondly of you recently."

"What are you talking about?" I replied. "I want names, please." He said, "Ok..well one called you a 'petty bastard' and the other an 'aggressive dickhead'."

2. What’s a gospel singers favorite chord?

Gsus

3. My doctor told me to watch out for type 2 diabetes.

Diabetes diabetes oh no they're right there I should have listened.

4. My neighbor just brought over some herb seedlings for my garden

I told him I’m not much of a green thumb, but I sure appreciate the scent ‘o mint!

5. My therapist kept checking the clock and yawning during my session.

So I filed a bored complaint.

6. What is the motto of Texan divorce lawyers?

Remember the alimony!

7. so the plane i own is into other planes, manly and girly planes

i considered him a bi-plane

8. What cheese is made backwards?

Edam

9. Mickey and Minnie go to a marriage counselor.

Counselor: if I’m hearing you correctly, Mickey, you keep saying you want a divorce because Minnie is crazy. Mickey: I said no such thing. I said it won’t work because she’s fucking Goofy!!!

10. I’m giving up on gathering all my hay…

I’m gonna bale.

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