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What do you call a bad bowel movement?

A shitty one

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1. Son brings his new girlfriend home to introduce her to his parents

Mom looks at the girl and says "You can do so much better." Son: "Mom, I really like her!" Mom: "I was talking to her."

2. I’m thinking about dropping out of Clown College…

I’ve just been juggling too many things, lately

3. Me : I want to write when I grow up

Dad : Why don't you left instead?

4. How do you keep Jedi from eating with their hands?

Remind them to use the forks.

5. Why was the skeleton so sad?

Because … he had.. no-body…

6. A Karen picks up her order in a coffee shop and after tasting her coffee demands to speak to the manager.

"This coffee is stale! I demand that you make me some fresh coffee immediately," she bellowed. The manager said, "I regret the inconvenience and I'll take care of it personally." A few minutes later the manager walks up with a new cup and hands it to the Karen. She takes a sip and immediately spits it out. "Yuck! This coffee tastes like dirt!" she roared. The manager replied, "I can assure you: It was ground 5 minutes ago."

7. I haven't spoken to my wife in years.

I thought it would be rude to interrupt her

8. What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed vegetable.

9. How do skeletons have sex?

They just bone.

10. A shout out to my fingers!!

I can always count on them.

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